Life Upside Down

If this weekend was a series of Google searches, they would go something like this:

• Best stereotypical American costume

• Party supply store Brisbane

• Buttermilk cornbread recipe

• Difference between corn meal and corn starch

• Can you substitute corn starch for corn meal (The answer to this is no, by the way. So much for any Southern heritage.)

• Dolly Parton outfits

• How to make fake boobs costume

• Can you use a curling iron on a wig (Again, answer is a resounding no. Thank god for google.)

• Beer pong rules

• Best 4th of July playlist

• MOTOWN FAVOURITES

• Best chASer for whiskey shOTS

• DOWN ON THE CORNER PARTY IN THE STREET SONG

• jAMES bROWN

• AMERICAN DRINKING GAME

• …best hangover cure

• Hamburger delivery Brisbane

• Brisbane bars open on Sundays

• Healthy detox

Fireworks or not, this insane group of Australians/Swedes/Mexican/Iranians/Kiwi/Singaporean/American misfits knows how to do Independence Day.

Happy 4th, ya’ll.